Considering that this is technically my first proper post, one would think that I would take a little time out and explain some things about myself, my reasons for creating a blog, and my intentions with said blog. Well, think again motherfucker!
Rather than going through all the boring details of how I became interested in music, and what music inspires me the most, and how my taste in music makes me automatically better than you, I decided to just dive in and review an album straightaway. Mainly because this particular album is already almost two weeks old, and mainly because I have all the time in the world to talk about myself in other posts (which in all honesty is probably about as entertaining as watching someone pulling their prick in public with hopes of receiving a few measly, half-hearted applause). So, without further ado…
I can’t remember exactly where I first heard or heard of The Pains Of Being Pure At Heart. I’m usually pretty weary of anything Indie Rock these days, but I had gone through a miniature Noise Rock phase followed by an equally miniature Twee Pop phase right around hearing The Pains (as they will now be called within the confines of this blog), so its not too unusual that I immediately enjoyed them. This being said however, I don’t really remember much about their first album outside of their November 17th, 2008 single “Everything With You“, which is just a brilliantly brilliant fucking tune and I defy you to tell me a reason why it is not.
Reading through the wikipedia article on their self-titled debut, however, reminds me of a few gripes I have. Not with the band, but with people’s perception of the band (and, well, music in general). I remember reading the list of bands The Pains had been compared to (My Bloody Valentine, Ride, The Jesus And Mary Chain, The Smiths, Joy Division) and thinking “Wow! That sounds fucking awesome!” Upon hearing the album however, I remember thinking “Wow! This sounds minimally, if at all, like any of those bands. People are fucking stupid! And ”Everything With You” is a brilliantly brilliant fucking tune and I defy you to tell me a reason why it is not.” More or less, that’s what went through my head. Mind you, I wasn’t upset that the band didn’t live up to some impossible standard set by these twats. No, I was more upset by the completely ham-fisted way people described their music. Seriously, do people even listen to themselves when they describe a band?
I could go on and on about this, but I’ll leave that for another post. However, I will say this: just because a band is either remotely Indie Rock/Pop or Post-Punk, THAT DOESN’T GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO THROW AROUND THE SMITHS AND JOY DIVISION LIKE CONFETTI AT A FUCKING PARADE YOU PRAT. Also, after having just finished listening to The Pains first album again while working on this post, I can safely say that it is made up of equal parts “Strawberry Wine” by My Bloody Valentine, “I Can’t Get No Satisfaction (Thank God)” by Talulah Gosh, and “Never Understand” by The Jesus And Mary Chain. That’s it. Album reviewed.
Now that I’ve taken care of that, we can move on to their most recent album, Belong, which was released March 29th of this very year, on the same label as their self-titled debut, Slumberland Records. When I first heard about the album, I was quite excited, not only because The Pains were releasing a new album, but also because said album was to be produced by Flood and mixed by Alan Moulder. Now, for those of you who don’t know, Flood has produced some of the biggest albums by Nine Inch Nails, U2, Depeche Mode, Nitzer Ebb, and The Smashing Pumpkins, as well as working on albums by New Order and the Sneaker Pimps. Alan Moulder has worked on albums by The Jesus And Mary Chain, The Smashing Pumpkins, Marilyn Manson, Nine Inch Nails, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, and Saul Williams. Obviously, these are two cats who know what they’re doing and do not fuck around. How could one not be excited by this?
Of course, while reading up on the new album, I could not escape the comparisons people were making, particularly to My Bloody Valentine’s “Loveless“. Now, Let me say this about that: I’ve not actually heard Loveless all the way through. I have, however, heard most of their early singles and EPs, as well as their debut album Isn’t Anything, and I suspect that plenty of people who HAVE heard Loveless probably haven’t bothered with much of anything else by the band. Be that as it may, I was still very much interested in the new album, trying to imagine the group’s Alt-Twee sound reinforced by chainsaw guitars. One particular review/blog/twat noted that the first song sounded very much like their previous effort, a “red herring” as they called it, since the rest of the album plunged ahead in this mythical new sound.
So, you can imagine my disappointment when I began listening to the album and noticed that the first song, in fact, sounded quite different from their debut album. In a fantastic way, but not in the way I imagined really. At this point, I realized that, yet again, music reviewers are idiots and I was gonna have to go on my own instincts with this one. So, now, FINALLY, the review:

The opening track to Belong, aptly titled “Belong”, does actually start off sounding, more or less, like any song from their previous album. This changes at around the 14 second mark however, when the guitars lurch forward in a wall of muted distortion that is VERY fucking Smashing Pumpkins circa 1993. In fact, the whole song sounds like the Pumpkins, if they had gone through a ‘cute’ phase. “Heaven’s Gonna Happen Now” continues very much in the Pumpkins vein, though this time around The Pains channel the track “Perfect” from their album Adore.
In ways, these two tracks could actually be seen as red herrings, considering what direction the next four tracks take. “Heart In Your Heartbreak” starts off with a Post-Punk chug that quickly evolves into something resembling a really great New Order rock-based album track, all of which is then subtly transformed into something similar to early 80′s Echo & The Bunnymen or R.E.M. (specifically “Radio Free Europe”) or even The Distractions’s “Time Goes By So Slow” . The next track, “The Body”, continues in the Echo & The Bunnymen vein, while incorporating a lyrical style not too dissimilar to Bernard Sumner‘s (indeed, many of the lyrics on the album share a kinship with Sumner’s writing style) and a delivery like Jim Reid from Jesus And Mary Chain. The song has a certain air and ambition about it that makes one think of early 80′s U2, and the snare fills towards the end are so Stephen Morris-on-his-late-80′s-Acid-House-trip, it took me everything I had to keep from jumping out of my chair and dancing around with a pair of maracas like Bez. A definite highlight of the album that should be made into a single before the summer is up.
“Anne With An E” sounds like an acoustic version of “Just Like Honey” by the Jesus And Mary Chain with all the reverb intact. Its not one of the stronger songs on the album, but its placement within the track list is absolutely perfect. “Even In Dreams” starts as a U2 chug-a-long while lead singer Kip Berman continues evoking Bernard Sumner-style lyrics. The track slowly and subtly evokes the Smashing Pumpkins at first before bursting forth with a final chorus that could easily serve Billy Corgan’s nasally whine just as well as it does Berman’s hushed, almost whispery vocals.
The next two tracks, “My Terrible Friend” and “Girl Of 1,000 Dreams” are probably the weakest songs on the album. Mind you, they’re not bad, they just don’t seem to fit as well with the rest. One gets the impression that these two tracks were probably the first to be written for the album, and indeed probably could’ve served as the A and B-side, respectively, of a non-album single bridging their debut and Belong. “My Terrible Friend” is the better of the two, resembling “Age Of Consent” by New Order, while ”Girl Of 1,000 Dreams” evokes the Jesus And Mary Chain, but not in any particularly interesting manner. Granted, not a bad song, but it probably would’ve made a much stronger B-side rather than an album track.
The next song, “Too Tough” continues with the JAMC kick, but in such a way as to evoke the overall spirit of the album. Indeed, the album is wrapping up, and this track is a great way to begin bringing about closure. Finally we come to “Strange”, which begins with a drum beat reminiscent of “In A Big Country” by Big Country (or “Weird Science” by Oingo Boingo). The track takes on a more U2 feel when the guitars kick in, and the ambiance is slowly brought up by Peggy Wang’s subtle keyboard work. The song builds beautifully with layers of guitar, reverb, and keyboard, before slowly fading away, bringing the album to a close.
Overall, I think this is indeed a fantastic album, and certainly in the running for best album of 2011 thus far. The progression The Pains Of Being Pure At Heart have made from the Alt-Twee sound of their self-produced, self-titled debut to this anthemic, nearly stadium-sized sound makes me feel as though that this is indeed a band who are going to big some day. In fact, if The Pains Of Being Pure At Heart don’t make an album worthy of being called one of the greatest albums of all time before this decade is up, I will eat my fucking chair.
Final Rating: 9/10; The album as a whole is fantastic, the progression in sound and style that the band has achieved is phenomenal, and the production and mixing are perfect, but a few of the songs don’t stack up too well on a song-by-song basis. In short, go out and buy this album. You will love it.